Where is the justice here?

This news is interesting. A homeless man gets 15 years sentence for robbing a bank for only $100, while an ex-CEO sentenced 4 years for a $3 billion scheme. And to think the homeless man was honest confessing what he have done and even surrendered himself to the police. Well, he was homeless and that was the reason why he did that anyway but come to think of it the ex-CEO could have never been arrested if was not caught, and I wonder what's the reason on his actions. Now for the prosecutors do they have math? Can someone explain the numbers here. So, where is the justice there?

Installing Love Tutorial from a Tech Support

Tech Support: Yes, Ma’am…. how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart, ma’am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running, ma’am?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support : With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components .” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry, ma’am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non- technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God. ♥

Funny Football

Are you a football fan? I'm not, but I'm a fan of this video! lol

iDontcare but RIP Steve Jobs

I really don't know Steve Jobs until now and I really don't care but this picture made me laugh a bit. :P

Find the cat!

Yesterday someone posted a picture on Facebook with a caption "can you find the cat?" I'd like to share this to everyone and here are the pictures. Just click the picture to see larger image.

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Now, have you seen the cats? If you can't find it, maybe there's something wrong with your eyes and better to get it checked. :P

Win a Free Boracay Trip contest

I would like to help a friend to win a contest.

Here's what I would like you to do:

1. Like TravelOnline ( www.facebook.com/travelonline.ph)
2. Click Here and click Like, if  it won't load copy and paste this link http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fphoto.php%3Ffbid%3D10150259646720219%26set%3Da.10150258771060219.373036.331417275218%26type%3D1%26theater&h=9f560 in your browser and just click Like.

The Picture with the most LIKE will
WIN A FREE BORACAY TRIP!!

Inclusion: Valued at Php 25,000 –WIN FREE
Roundtrip Airfare for 2 Manila–Boracay –Manila
Roundtrip Transfer – Airport – Hotel - Airport
3 days 2 nights Hotel Accommodation
1 Superior room Air-conditioned
Red Coconut Beach Hotel beachfront - 5 star Hotel
Free daily Breakfast for 2 at Red Coconut
Free Pizza Dinner at Red Coconut

Submission of Entries : May 4 - June 14, 2011
Voting of Entries : May 4 - June 15 2011
Announcement of Winners : June 15 - 5pm
Travel Period : July - Sept 2011

NOTE : Some contestants pictures are uploaded on TravelOnline and some on Airline and Hotels Promo Updates Fan Page . Only 1 picture with most like will win.Terms and Condition: http://boracaylive.com/news/boracay-contest/

Employee and the Boss

I just saw this post on a forum and wanted to repost here on my blog. Thanks to the poster. :)

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Silver Drugs

I went to Sto. Rosario earlier and bought hosts and candles for the Baptismal of my baby girl this coming Easter Sunday, April 24, 2011. When I was heading back to work I came across a guy trying to sell a silver necklace to me. I'll be posting the conversation in my dialect (bisaya) just for this one great line that he said.

Guy: Silver bai. (showing the silver necklace)

Me: *shakes head*

Guy: Pang suyop lang gud!

I was surprised because for the first time, I heard someone told me what he wants to buy for the item he's selling. Some people approached me before to sell some stuff but mostly lied on the purpose why they're selling it. At least this guy is telling the truth. He's an honest drug addict! Kudos to him. lol

Me: Di lang w/ matching lingo². (*Wa man gani koy pamlite, papaliton na hinuon ko nimo ana!)

*I wanted to say that to him, but I just couldn't because he might have another SILVER knife on his back waiting to put a hole on someones stomach.

Makes me wonder why most people do that? Why not find a job and wait for their salary and then buy all the drugs they want! 

I know some who works even on a BPO company, I have friends too and I salute them because they work for their vices instead of selling crappy items that nobody would want to buy.

If you can't afford it. Stop it!

This explains why people forward emails

I'd like to  share this to everyone, a forwarded mail from my uncle. Read on, if you want to know why people forward emails to you.

 A man and his dog were walking along a road.

The man was enjoying the scenery,  when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years.

He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road.

 It looked like fine marble.

 At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

 When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked

like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

48÷2(9+3) = ?

Just earlier I encountered an interesting math equation which is 48÷2(9+3) = ?
I tried solving this problem and I came up with 2. But then I asked others if what's their answer, some say 288. I don't really know what's the rule of mathematics. But as I have remembered and if my Math teacher was right, we used PEMDAS which is all equations inside a Parenthesis comes first, (multiply / divide) follows then (add / subtract) either way. Even calculators have their own answers. haha!

What do you think? Please explain your answer/opinion about this.
And if you have the time, do post your solution in the comment area.